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◆ It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
◆ I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
◆ Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
◆ A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!
◆ i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
◆ Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
◆ Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
◆ Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
◆ Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
◆ A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
◆ At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
◆ The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
◆ i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf. U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
