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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

民國四十多年,美軍開始協防台灣,由於基地在圓山附近
故士林、天母一帶多了許多美軍居住。
有兩個一黑、一白的美軍軍官,合伙租屋住在士林蘭雅地區,
某日,黑人軍官當班未回,白人軍官想要吃白煮蛋,
打開冰箱卻發現雞蛋已經吃完,於是便下樓到附近的雜貨店買蛋。
雜貨店老闆不懂英文,跟白人軍官比手畫腳了半天,也弄不清他要買什麼東西。
那個軍官突然靈機一動,拉開褲子的拉鍊,掏出了傢伙,一手捧著睾丸,說:「Egg!Egg!」 )
那個老闆這時心領神會,笑著從櫃台邊拿出雞蛋,說:「原來你要買雞卵!要多少?」
於是便照著白人軍官比劃的數目,秤了十個雞蛋給他。
白人軍官把蛋買回後,當天得意地向黑人軍官炫耀他的機智,
黑人軍官大笑不已,於是把這個笑話傳了出去
過了幾天,家中的雞蛋已吃完,黑人軍官當天輪休,便由他下樓去雜貨店買蛋。
這個黑人軍官聰明絕頂,也不跟老闆多說囉嗦,
解開褲子,掏出卵蛋捧著,說:「Egg!Egg!」
雜貨店老闆多看了兩眼那個睾丸,於是
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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

很白爛a

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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

egg.俾我睇下答案,

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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

thank you

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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

What is the result?

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Crystal Inspected: 3 Reply At 2008-7-8 05:08 PM

我是最后一个~不要逼我~初男会绝种的!!!

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