yummy 2008-11-3 12:24 PM
五行欠打的回答
SMART ASS ANSWER #1 --A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am,they're dead.'
SMART ASS ANSWER #2 --The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #3 --A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I lookold, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
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